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Can someone please explain to me as to how Crappetto's has been able to stay in business for such a long time! Does somebody have an answer or a response?
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I hope these dorks have more than a BA or a BS degree under their belt!
The college bachelor degree is close to becoming an asshole. What I mean by this is that college degrees are like assholes, everybody has one. Other people have also stated that the college bachelor degree is the new high school diploma. It seems as if almost anyone can obtain a degree nowadays. There was a point in time when most agencies/businesses would hire a fresh college grad with hardly any work experience. This is no longer the case in 2011. A minimum of six months of work experience is required for some jobs, and for most jobs you need at least two years of work experience. A bachelor degree is not going to be enough to get you the job that you have been desiring for years and years. If you do not have a job, then get a job right away. Make an attempt at applying for a campus job. What is better than having your classes and your job all on the same campus. You do not have to worry about wasting gas on driving from one side of town to the other. Campus job pay might be horrible, but remember that you are working to obtain experience, and show employers that you can hold down a job.
If you are currently trying to obtain a BA or a BS degree, try to maintain at least a 3.0 g.p.a. Employers do take a look at your g.p.a. I am pretty sure that anything below a 3.0 is going to make you look like a brain dead creep to a Fortune 500 company human resources manager/hiring agent. If you ever get to the interview stage, be confident, but do not be obnoxious/egotistical. Then again, you can do all of these things, and you will still not be guaranteed a job. Sometimes it is not what you know, but who you know that can get you a job. Visit job fairs, companies, and talk to friends that are currently employed. Another option that can fall under the category of networking is sleeping with someone to get a job. I know that it sounds horrible, but it does happen more often than you think. You would be surprised as to how many people get hired for sleeping or blowing someone. Please remember that networking(aka sleeping around with important people) is something that you need to do before graduating. Another thing, if you are thinking about attending graduate school, give it a lot of thought. Master degrees are slowly becoming assholes just like bachelor degrees. SO please be careful! Peace!
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This Andy Milonakis kid is pretty funny. Before I watched the show, I thought that the show was going to be lame and unfunny. I was totally wrong! This kid had me laughing the whole night. I was impressed with his freestyling on the streets of NY. This kid is a better rapper than Camron and Sissy Santana. Overall, the show is freaking hilarious. Check out the Andy Milonakis Show on Sunday nights on MTV.
Since this post was written, Andy Milonakis has appeared in a fair amount of movies. Actually he has appeared in a total of ten movies, and he made a few guest appearances on a few TV shows. If you want to see Andy all of the time, make a visit to YouTube. Just type his name into the search feature, and you will find his YouTube channel. As far as his TV show is concerned, it aired on MTV2/MTV for three seasons. As I stated in my 2005 post, the freestyling had me laughing my ass off. Andy really is a great MC. Some other highlights of the show were Ralphie, Andy's neighborhood segments, and Larry the weirdo. Season 1 and Season 2 were released on DVD in 2006. Season 3 was never released on DVD, but it can be purchased as a digital download on Amazon.com. You can check out Andy at the linked sites below. Peace!
The first two seasons of The Andy Milonakis show can be found at Big Lots for three dollars each.