According to various news reports gasoline is running low in Grant County. The low supply of gasoline is due to too many pickup truck owners filling their tanks every damn week! Gas station owners have asked pickup truck owners of Grant County to fugg off for at least a week. I will post an update to this news story ASAP!
Worthless News Story/Report:Most Expensive Homes of El Paso by Lindsey Reiser
I mean seriously! Who really gives a fugg about the most expensive homes in El Paso? It is kind of funny that a person who said that Natalie Morales is a joke, is doing stories that would be considered as jokes by professional journalists. I mean seriously! Lindsey Reiser should be embarrassed for doing such a silly piece. I seriously doubt that she will have a career as big as Natalie's.
I was lucky enough to sample Micro Magic milkshakes around 1988 or 1989. At the time I was a young punk attending elementary school. What made Micro Magic milkshakes so different from other milkshake products, was that you had to place the product in the microwave for 40 to 45 seconds. After 45 seconds, you had a genuine thick and frosty milkshake in your hands. The only place that I could find Micro Magic milkshakes was at the commissary at Ft.Bliss. Micro Magic also made hamburgers, french fries, and caviar. (I am joking about the caviar.) I only sampled the milkshakes, but everybody and their mother said that the hamburgers were excellent. Eventually Micro Magic disappeared from all American store shelves in the early 1990s. On the other hand, Micro Magic products can still be found in Japan. Actually to be more precise, you can find Micro Magic products in Tokyo.
Kroger groceries has decided to create their own microwaveable milkshakes. They were introduced to the public in the summer of 2010. I do not know if they have a great or a bad taste to them. If you live in a city that has a Kroger, then buy a box, and tell me how they taste.
Crazy Woman drives Car into a Commercial Truck on the way to Las Cruces!
According to news reports, a suicidal woman tried to kill herself by driving into the path of a commercial truck carrying a trailer. If you are going to commit suicide try not to take another life with you! There are thousands of people in the U.S. that are unemployed and are struggling to support a family. They are not committing suicide at all. Supposedly, this broad tried to kill herself over an ex-boyfriend. I understand that breaking up with someone can be hard and depressing. She should have done what most college chicks do when they break up with a guy, sleep with other guys on campus. It is true! I left home to attend college, and I witnessed this on a weekly basis. That is what most college chicks do! I remember one chick that broke up with a guy, and she started banging half of the football team. Anyways, Ms.Car Crasher has withdrawn from the university that she was attending. I am not sure if she had already withdrawn or if her parents withdrew her? Oh! I decided to change her real name in the story to "Car Crasher Brittany". Read the story below! PEACE!
Here is the story!
LAS CRUCES – New Mexico State Police continue to investigate the Interstate 10 crash that took place last Wednesday, when an 18-year-old woman driving eastbound crashed into a tractor-trailer that was going in the opposite direction.
Police believe the incident was a suicide attempt. The woman, who has been identified as Car Crasher Brittany, may face charges.
Car Crasher Brittany was a student at New Mexico State University. A school official said she has since been withdrawn from NMSU and is attending Skip Barber Racing School.