The Kid with A lot to Say
Giving the public something funny and entertaining to read since 2004!
Sunday, January 29, 2006
The Kid revisits the 1980s:The Original New York Seltzer Company
How many people remember the bottles from the picture above? Well, I remember them very well. The Original New York Seltzer Company was established in 1982 and closed in 2001 or 2002? They had a variety of flavors, root beer, black cherry, peach, and some other flavors for you to enjoy. My favorite flavor was root beer. You could find the New York seltzer brand in convenience stores and supermarkets. Anyways if you find a bottle of New York Seltzer snap a pic and send it to me!
The Kid takes a look at Kmart and explains as to why it sucks!
Image courtesy of Hispanic Magazine online
I think that almost every large and small city has a few k-mart stores. K-mart is one store that I rarely visit though. It reminds me of a low scale wal-mart/upscale salvation army. Now, what I want to say is this, K-mart SUCKS! Most K-mart stores still look the same way they did in the 1980's. It is almost as if you are stepping back into time, when you set foot in a k-mart store. What k-mart should do is, renovate all of the k-mart stores and add more lighting. I have noticed that many k-mart stores have dim lighting. Another thing that krap mart has to do is keep more products in stock! Over the years k-mart has developed an image of being a boring, cheap, and pathetic store. I remember back in the late 1980's, k-mart had a terrific magazine ad campaign. Most of their ads grabbed your attention and were able to get you into the store. In the next few days I will post a couple of k-mart ads from the 1980s. Peace!
Friday, January 27, 2006
The Kid takes a look at Female TV Anchors:Dari Alexander
Image provided by kapturedforyou.com
Man o Man, the first time I saw Dari Alexander I fell in love with her. Her nice full lips and her legs caused me to go into shock. I wonder if she is fully shaven or if she has a landing strip? Umm?
The Kid takes a look at People:Owners of Chrysler 300s are Douche Bags!
Yes, owners of Chrysler 300s are douche bags! Many Chrysler 300 owners believe that they are driving a 300,000 Porsche or Ferrari. Many of these azzholes take up two parking spaces, so that no one will hurt their precious douche mobile. I will admit that they are nice sedans, but almost every person in America has one! You are not an exclusive person any more! If you see some a-hole with a 300, throw a milkshake at them!
The Kid Presents the Movie of the Week:Repo Man
2006 edition of Repo Man
If you do not like this movie, then you are a big generic tampon!
Sunday, January 08, 2006
The Kid has something to say about Elvis:Elvis is not the King of Rock and Roll!!!!!
Chuck should be pissed that he does not hold the title of "King of Rock and Roll"
You know, people often say that Elvis is the King of Rock and Roll. Why people say this, I don't know? In my opinion Chuck Berry is the King of Rock and Roll, not Elvis or some other culture stealer! So remember people (old white people especially), Chuck is the King not Elvo Pelvo man!
Thursday, January 05, 2006
The Kid wonders as to what Freddie Foxx would do to the following people???
Image courtesy of Gangstarr HQ
What would Freddie Foxx do to the following people???
Freddie would probably challenge 50 to an MC battle and then he would physically kick 50's ass up and down the stage and then steal all of his jewlery!
2.Kevin Fagaline aka Federline
Freddie would probably punch this cracka ass muthafugga in the face and knock out his teeth and then body slam him into some hard concrete!
I think Foxx would just battle Jay on the mic!
He would probably just kick Ciara in his balls and then call it a day!
I think Freddie would probably have him strip off all of his polo gear, and then he would have Kanye walk home naked!
The Kid gets a huge laugh out of Kevin Ferderline!!!
Britney Spears wishes that she never let K-Fag bone her without a rubber!!!
I just heard K-Fags new single "Papazao" and I have to admit that it is pure garbage! I heard K-Fags new single on KLAQ 95.5 this morning and I could not stop laughing my brown ass off. The song has a horrible hook that goes like this "papazao, papazao, papazao!" Supposedly his crappy cup coaster of an album is coming out soon! All I have to say is this, if you see K-Fag in the street just punch him in his throat or throw a fart in his face!! Hopefully if people do this, he will not rap anymore!
Sunday, January 01, 2006
The Kid Presents the Movie of the Month:The Wanderers (1979)
If you haven't seen The Wanderers, then go see it stupid!!!
I decided to nominate The Wanderers
for movie of the month. If any of you out in internet land have not seen this flick, then go check it out. It is a very good movie and it does not have a boring moment in it. It was released on DVD in the Fall of 2002 and you can buy it online at Cdnow.com or Circuit City.com. I went looking for this gem of a movie in my local stores and I could not find it. So eventually I ordered it from Circuit City online. So I am going to end the post on this note, See this movie!!!
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